funny, crazy, incredible and memorable things ppl told me!

1. Aunt - Me
Aunt : hey bhuvan, am your aunt after all. You dont have to hide things from me. Wel I heard a rumour that you got married to your girlfriend in the middle of your sailing time. i was told by my close relatives that you hired a cab and got married at tirupati when you came to Indian Coast. You can tell me the truth, I will always support you.
Me: (till date i have no clue who are her close relative than me and seriously, if i come near indian coast, first thing I wanna do is to eat Indian food)

2. Friend - Me
Frnd: Hey Bhuvan avoid talkin to this chick. You are breakin her heart and also your girlfriend feels offended.
Fact: (I never listened and rest is history :-) )

3.XGf - Me -Uncle
Gf: Hey dear, I think my dad will approve our relationship but you got to be patient. Well he's working for the CBI and there's nothing to worry about. Its my responsibility to get his APPROVAL.
Uncle: Dude run for your life, i dont wanna report your sudden missing from bangalore and i dont wanna come looking for you in Tihar jail.
(Me: Thanks Uncle that was very reassuring)

4.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude i will break your bones if you Ditch this chick. She's so nice.
(Me : i wonder how many times i survived such a peril)

5.Frnd - ME
Frnd: Yo guys(me and one of my x) are perfect will last for a life time.

6.Frnd to XGF
Frnd: hey there i'll assure you that Bhuvan will not leave you and he's all yours. well give him some time. He'll pack up his Non- sense and be a good guy.
(Me: broke up with her after 5 days, thanks bro for your support)

7. Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude imagine you breaking up with this chick and going for another one.
Me: No way man she's perfect.(My frnds wish came true in less than few decent months.

8.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude, there are lot of fishes in the pond.
(I wonder why the same person disagrees with me now)

9. Frnd- Me
Frnd: Why the hell, you wanna propose to this chick? Is she the only female on earth?
(Lucky for you frnd, you are a chick!)

10. Frnd - Me
Frnd: It happens!

11. Capt - Me
Capt: Charlie, there are two ways, One is the right way and the other one is the wrong way but i will teach you my way!

12.Capt - Me
Capt: Mr Bhuvan there are times, we skip the checklists but we do the safe job analysis in our head but you should never take short cut.

13 Frnd - Me
Frnd- I hate Bengali chicks( she had a Bengali guy at that same time, not cul frnd!)

14 Teacher - Me
Teacher: Bhuvan i heard you have " LEBANESE" relationship!

15 Frnd - Me
Frnd: Dude stop bragging about your salary, i dont wanna know about it from others!

16.frnd - Me
Frnd : Dude its a crime to flunk in this exam and i was little unfortunate i flunked last time along with 60% of the candidates. Dont worry man you will clear it easily!

17.Frnd - Me
Frnd: Thanks Bhuvan this gift is so amazing am gonna treasure this forever.
(after two months, no conctact from this female)

18. Aunt - Me
Aunt : Bhuvan, am not very good at astrology but after reading your palm i feel that you will visit many foreign countries, you'll be taking flights often.
(After 6 yrs - wow aunt you are awesome at palm reading! jus dont say somethin unpleasant)